CliffHanger

This week was CliffHanger. A 2 hour crap ride filled with unrealistic stunts and piss poor acting. Cast and highlights are listed below:

Cast:
Sly Stallone: Gabe Walker
Michael Rooker (bad guy #1 from days of thunder): Hal Tucker
John Lithgow (yes, John Lithgow): Qualen
Janine Turner (Harry Potter's Stunt Double): Jessie
Rexx Linn (Pissed about everything): Travers

Highlights (although there were many, here are a few)

-Travers manages to zip line from the Treasury Plane to a smaller jet liner. Everything was going smoothly but............there is a twist that no one saw coming. He left an FBI agent alive that foiled the smooth plan and the money they were trying to steal falls and goes missing. ( all the while john lithgow has a seemless transition from Crappy British Accent to 3rd rock from the sun suburban accent, Believe it or not - this happens throughout the film.)

-Qualen barking out orders. I'm not sure if anyone heard his commands because Travers would repeat them moments later with screams and cursing (ex. Qualen: Start climbing Mr. Walker. Travers: Start F#@king climbing Walker!!!!!!!!!!!)

Walker falling through some thin ice, then deciding that removing all of the clothing from the waist up is the best way to swim through frigid water. (Apparently you cannot get Hypothermia from this if you stay under longer than any human being could withstand and somehow become acclimated to the temperature. Or when your movies are bull sh@t.)

Please watch this movie. I think you will enjoy.



Cliffhanger